critical question: am I creating a greater risk by trying to avoid getting caught?
There's a way to get around every law and policy.  Many drivers know that they can go at least four miles-per-hour over the speed limit on the highway and still not get pulled over.  We know how "creative" we can be on our tax returns before getting an audit.  We learn quickly how well enforced an "attendance policy" is in class, and what excuses can be used to turn a paper in late and still not lose any credit.
It's easy to read between the lines of alcohol laws and policies on campus and in the community and figure out ways to "hide" illegal consumption.  You can keep the door closed, and keep quiet, when the RA, or UNLPD/LPD officer comes by.  You can fake your way into a bar or liquor store.  You can have sentries keep an eye out for authorities.  Bottom line -- there's always a way to break the law and not get caught.
But avoiding the consequences of getting caught can come with a price.  Hiding an acutely intoxicated friend to avoid a campus sanction, trip to detox, or other penalty might also keep that person from getting the medical services they need.  Many students have died or become seriously ill when friends "hid" the problem to avoid enforcement.  The legal liability for concealing a crime, or keeping someone from the help they need, is ALWAYS worse than the original citation you were trying to avoid.  Even when individuals have "gotten away with" the violation, there were still physical and personal costs that were worsened by hiding.
So, although the goal of this information about the law and the way it's enforced is designed to help you make smarter choices, we also have to warn you that playing the "how far can I go before I get caught" game.  Using this information to avoid enforcement can lead to much bigger problems.  We encourage you to make good initial choices -- and act in a way that reduces all your risks.  You can break the law, but it may just not be worth it.
simple
fact:

In most every case we've seen of students getting in legal, physical, or personal trouble due to their alcohol consumption, one constant exists.

 The DEGREE of RISK is always proportionate to the DEGREE of INTOXICATION.  In other words, the more likely you will have difficulty controlling your behavior, which leads to a host of problems.  The simple solution, of course, to reduce those risks is to reduce the level of intoxication.  A small buzz that you can control may be all you need to have a great evening.    Getting "trashed" may not be yielding much additional pleasure, and is adding to your risk for legal, physical, or personal problems.  If you find yourself unable to drink without getting acutely intoxicated, you may need help.  That help is available at Community Health Education.  Call Bob Schroeder at 472-7440.